(Source: lovemenendawit)

human-sloth:

this is the most important thing on the internet today

pokemontrainer:

nursejoy:

pokemontrainer:

pokemontrainer:

nursejoy:

Welcome to the Pokémon Center, where we will heal your Pokémon back to full health

*starts clicking A button really fast*

*clicks A button too many times*

Welcome to the Pokémon Center, where we will heal your Pokémon back to full health

FUCK

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mrmanager:

(Source: monettes)

untitled fingering-but-not-really ficlet

johanen:

Talking about feelings is easy for Kaner—uh, most of them, anyway. Talking about his feelings for Jonny, on the other hand, is confusing and difficult. It’s all “I want to fuck your sweet ass” mixed up with “you make me play better” and “ugh team Canada.”

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queeniegalore:

puckling:

…How old is he in this? I need to know for reasons related to not going to hell. 

If he’s in the NHL, he’s legal. That’s all I need to know.

queeniegalore:

puckling:

…How old is he in this? I need to know for reasons related to not going to hell. 

If he’s in the NHL, he’s legal. That’s all I need to know.

(Source: fyeahpkane)

neferipitou:

adds “we just caught our alternate universe selves making out and now everything is super awkward” to list of shipping tropes that need to be implemented everywhere

kylezy:

Posting mostly for my own reference because I’ve not come across it before, but also I feel like fandom doesn’t fully utilise the fact Kaner uses ‘showtime’ in actual sentences too.